It's 5:12pm

And im very bored. i know i know. Im suppose to be studying. I've ran out of reasons to why im not, so i wont even try.

I've learnt something this after noon.

PHOTOSHOP + BOREDOM =

DISASTER

!!tranny overload!!

I gave you hips too. Now you look like a girl!

* picture removed. WHAT WAS I THINKING?! *

Made my jaw bigger, coloured in a fake adam's apple, made my eyebrows thicker.. wtf.

why am i explaining!?!

*see fion? im man-er than you are*

IM GONNA GO WASH MY EYES WITH ACID.

Dum de dum

[ warning : ranting post ]







I just got back from somewhere, and i've two things to say about it.

• your promotional hours are way too short, and who the fck drink so early?!


• I've found a way to escape from your ridiculous fees. boo you.

Keke. yeokay. .

So about my day out, En Hui drove us around, picking up people. I learnt that :

• you should never ask me nor Joo directions. [at your own risk]


• En Hui seems to observe a lot. when she's driving. [Not a good thing]


• NEVER ask Hui Ching for directions. She shouts them out real loud.

Ate dinner at Memories, cause Secret garden wasnt open. Go die lah. Only after we ate, they opened for business. =.=

ah. omg. i forgot what i wanted to blog about. =.= OH. Joash is a mighty fine galpal. yes. galpal.

..

I'm off to play isketch , introduced by my brother. and one more thing..

I <3>to see OTHER people in <3.

They are just so happy. To see people in love , it just gives me this funny little tingly sensation in me..

a feeling like... the patched up wounds of my heart is just slowly ripping apart. wtf so emo.

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tagpost!

1.The last person to tag you:

Zowiee

2.What relationship for you with him/her?

Gay. My world is awesomely gay with anyone.

3.Your 5 impression towards him/her?

gay. funny. gay. gay. loud. [general impression of most of my friends, coz i dont wanna be stingy to be talking about just one person]

4.The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you

laughing sessions everyday for more than an hour XD

5.The most memorable words that he/she has say to you

"you're like a man!" I AM ONE. wtf

6.If he/she becomes your love, you will....

have a - SOMEONE'S BEEN EATING COOKIES OVER MY LAPTOP! FCK! . ehem sorry. i will have a very short relationship. (pessimist)

7.If he/she becomes you enemy, you will...

continue everyday like normal? haha.

8.If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...

(redundant question.) his/her cooking. Food comes first, lovemaking second. nNONO. Sleep second, lovemaking twelve. So him/her gotta know how to fluff my pillow properly.

9.If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...

tags make my life harder.

10.The most desirable things to do for he/she is?

make my awesome mushroom omelette for him/her to try!!

11.The overall impression to he/her is...

impression to her? of me? or what? ah. one adjective. GAY.

12.How do you think the people around you will feel about you?

Comfortable and horny. Im versatile like that.

13. The character for you for yourself is?

Me? Comfortable and and and and... honestly i've no idea. Ask my friends. They know me better.

14. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?

Im sometimes too much of a realist. Hate it.

15.The most ideal person you want to be is?

This one's easy. Barney. Purple and green and loved by kids. =DD (nasty joke this is)

16.For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them

I know you do bitches. I love you all whores back too. =D

....at this point of the tag, im suppose to tag ten more then continue. But hell no. IM tired. My backache is worst now.

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To end this useless post,.. i dedicate Katy Perry's gay "i kissed a girl" song to Zowie. For being the tallest homo that i know and love. Muaks to you hunny!

And thanks much to Joo's brother and gf, for being reallly nice. XD

I KNOW I OVERUSED THE WORD GAY! (imma wake up and not remember i did this.)

Im seventeen!!

And a year away from being legal... to drink. Yes mom, you know it's coming. =D


So SO SO happy!! Mom and Dad got me a ______ !! (i have my reasons to censor that word)


Sisters got me a box full of food. Seriously. FOOD.



Cousins bougt me something soft.. that reminds me, i should open it now..



Another cousin got me ferrero rocher ..but i open it days before today coz i knew what was inside. =D finished it on friday. =.= (You can deduce by now that im a glutton)


Awaiting more... (greedy)

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ANYWAYS.. so i was thinking.. "When will the Big Guy give me a present? I only want something small from Him, maybe a really nice sunny day, or more cheerful people around me..."




So pushing that thought aside, i went to take my morning shower. It went well, except...






THIS showed up.












Some sense of humour you have there, Big Guy.





I screamed in the most girliest way (not that anyone would believe me seeing that im such a man to most of my friends) and started to water that bugger.



It ran and hid in a little corner under the sink. I wanted to rush out of the bath, but i decided to continue.. my hair was still soapy with shampoo. So every minute, i had to water that thing back into its little corner.





BUt, it was cute how it had to skid around. No grip. Oh, the thing that made it bearable was that i could only see a blur cockroach shape on my bathroom floor.





I think the reason why that thing was in the bath with me was because the Big Guy actually did give me a present. To overcome my fear (mild) of insects.





uhm... thank you?

YEOKAY.

I will be posting more, as soon as my trial photoshop is downloaded completely. =DD

Boom de yada!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG!






YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT TOO!

Mac or Pc?

Mac or Pc? Jobs or Gates?


Battle it out instead with this awesome parody flash game!








Found it off SugarFreeGames.com. It aint mine!

Knock knock?

[ warning : this post might bore you, non-5Aians ]

Hello, 5A ? What's wrong?

damn we're hot.

For a person who sits quietly at the back of the class, i manage to observe the class as it is. But we all can agree when i say that no one has to scrutinise to realise that our class is just rotting by the minute.

I'll get to the point. Why are we suddenly so ignorant, immature and so unforgiving?

We were once almost an epitome of a perfect class, united in all we do,

impressing the teachers with our massive potential,

talk of the staff room.

We rocked!

We still are the talk of the staff. Teachers are wondering amongst themselves.

"what happened to 5A?"

Just when everyone was improving in their academics. Hello! Our class is NOT short of any talent or potential! So why cant we better ourselves to prove that we ARE the best class of our year? We were on the right track. What pushed us off?

As a class we fell from many of our 'glorious' victories. All those falls started this year..

.. constantly breaking the rules...

...being ignorant to our surroundings...

and being immature while dealing with personal conflicts...

Is this what we're going for? Stop breaking our teachers' hearts. You know they confide in us.

remember this?

If only we all saw his (you know who im talking about) face just the other day, we'll all realise how much he has put into making this class.

"only after a fall, could you rise up again" ~ anonymous

(i think it goes like that)

It's not too late for everyone to kiss and make up. It's never too late.

We have fallen many times,

but dont you guys think it's time to rise back up again?

tagged!

by zoe !


cannot say no mah... so second post for tonight..



If u have a choice to do anything now, what will that be??
- start cging my fedora man in adobe photoshop without getting nagged every 5 minutes by my mom asking me to study as SPM nears everyday

If u have a choice to hang out with 2 guys and 2 girls right now.. who will that be?
-hmm.. joash(girl), clarice, fion(guy), jesse.. HAHAHHAHHAH!!!! *sorry lah, my class full of trannies can*

Who do u talk the most with in class everyday??
- joash and clarice

Where do u wish to go now??
- somewhere with... booze. and lots of tea.

Whats ur wish for now??
- be one of those rare art students that get straight A1s for spm. *yes im studying. I am very the kiasu. GOT A PROBLEM!?!?* *actually i'm not studying now..no motivation*

Who's ur best buddy.. * state a guy and girl
- girls: joash, enhui
- guys: clarice
*told you. class full of trannies*

Which subject u hate the most, why?
- moral. Hands down. memorising 36 moral values (i think) word by word is really useless. they should get rid of change the syllabus.

Which teacher do u think hates u the most?
- no one. Simple reason. I am one of those average quite kids that sit at the back of the class that never get notices unless someone needs the fan off. (switchboard is at the back)


I'm not tagging anyone. they prolly wont do it anyways. *sigh* *ee... so cibai pessimistic one*